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July 17th, 2004
11:03 pm - Umm. It's July.
I really like sunshine.
..a lot.
don't you?
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December 27th, 2003
05:03 pm
A little late, but MERRY ERUMAS!!!
Check your mail. I sent out baked goods.
Note: my cooking should be seen as a gesture of kindness... eating the damned stuff is a big mistake.
PIPPIN, WHERE ARE YOU!!??
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December 23rd, 2003
11:18 am
No, I didn't just appear only to disappear again. In fact, I've been working extra hard just to stay known in these parts.
Y'know.. Trying to get my name back up in lights.
Well, I did succeed. Along with 15 days of fun!... in jail.
Expressing myself in an artistic fashion is now called 'indecent exposure'.
Anymore carrot jokes and I'll kill you.
Oh, and I am planning a potluck reunion for those MESPT players who are still fighting real life. More news to come.
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December 6th, 2003
03:46 pm - Sane vs. Insane
Who can really define insane?
I mean, sure, sometimes things got a little crazy in the MESPT. But it's no reason to label us all "insane". Who am I referring too? Well the Lord of the Rings Role Play of course. At that very link you'll find a little saying that says:
"Keep it sane.
If you can't keep from joking constantly and you don't intend to seriously stick to the plot most of the time, then this is probably not the place for you. If you want insanity, consider joining the Middle-Earth Sock-Puppet Theater (no offense is meant to MESPT by that)."
Well, I take offense. Come on now. We all started this project in a somewhat serious manner, but who can really be serious their whole lives? Besides Frodo Gamgee of course. (no offense, love! Must've been the teen angst.)
And "stick to the plot"? Wow. Wow. I mean, how far can you go with sticking to the plot? Well, for one, look at the LOTRRP now! Doesn't really seem all that existent. And the best part is about our plot is that there is not plot.
Trends, fashions, obsessions, genders... it all seems to come and go in the MESPT. But the MESPT will never go.
Oh, but MESPT goes on with it's quirky ways. Sure, it's died down. But hey, you never know.
For example: I'm Back!
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December 5th, 2003
11:03 pm
lo! I've risen from the dead. Back to haunt ye dreams and cause chaos amongst this world so you all live in inescapable fear of ME.
Actually, no.
The bastards ever-so-wonderful employers at MESPT threw me out with the reasoning that I needed evil rehab and to go on a dreadfully long weightloss program.
Well I'm back! I got my "Satisfactory Citizen" certificate and I way 33 lbs lighter. Fabulous.
So obviously you've missed me, and I've missed a lot.
Questions? Concerns? Love letters?
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January 24th, 2003
09:35 pm
I've been having second thoughts about the whole Dark Lord thing.
I think it's entirely overrated.
*anxiously twiddles thumbs*
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January 12th, 2003
06:35 pm - WANTED:
Bored of nancing around MESPT?
Want something exciting to do?
Join the Merdor Crew!
Merdor is offering high paying jobs for individuals with varieties of talents.
Angry with your parents? Cousins? Pets?
Get back at them with this great new opportunity in the Merdor crew!
You'll be on the winning side.
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January 5th, 2003
08:02 pm - Sweet!
Everyone has been nothing but supportive of my evil plans.
I was given two things tonight, even.
1) A very suave 'DARK LORD' badge. Nice nice, looks excellent.
2) A new name.
I am henceforth called... Meriadoom the SinisterPleasant.
Though I'm not evil. Please, let your children play outside tonight. Around... oh, let's make it 10:30.
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January 4th, 2003
06:16 pm
Oooh... muffins!!
Thank you!
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04:17 pm
Okay.
It's been decided.
Since they are somewhat rulers of this land, both Frodo and Samwise will recieve rings.
The third and last one will go to Daisy Gamgee, who maybe be useful to me in the future.
Don't expect these quite yet, I'm still doing the last finishing touches.
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January 3rd, 2003
04:32 pm
*knocks on door*
Hello? Here for my evil massage.
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January 1st, 2003
11:39 pm
Welcome to 2003.
A new evil will dominate.
*runs in circles cackling beneath his new black cloak*
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December 27th, 2002
08:36 pm
Oooh yeah.
I was given a full body massage for Christmas. Gotta set that up soon. What more can a crickety old-but-still-looks-amazing hobbit ask for?
Oh on another note, I decided that hobbits should have the strength and will to govern their own people... So with the smithy that Cel made out back, I've forged 3 rings for some noble hobbits. Not sure which ones yet...
But all of you are decieved... *cackle*
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December 25th, 2002
04:44 pm
Oooh. My first Christmas on LJ.
*sends ever MESPT character and their mun a special greeting card*
I added my fragrance to each of them so you could pretend like I'm near you. Clever, hey? Also included is a rare picture of Rap sensations Pip Daddy and MBB.
Enjoy!
*waits for presents in return* >:)
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December 23rd, 2002
01:46 pm
So I was flipping through some magazines when I came across a "YM" magazine with our very own Orlando Bloom on the cover. Then behind that magazine was the exact same cover writing, but with Elijah Wood as the picture. Grreeaat... So because Frody and Leggy just make all these teenage girls swoon, I'm stuck with the one line quotes. Get this... apparently myself or my alter ego, Dom, said "He's a beautiful looking boy." about Leggy. I mean sure, he does have perfect skin and chiseled abs, but these magazine writers are going to start spreading some huge rumour. I bet all those teenage girls think I'm after the inside view of Leggy's trousers. Yeah. Ok. So I'm not the straightest bloke around, but that does not mean I am the official fellowship slut.
I miss having a relationship. But that's a different story.
So, I betchya thought I would've been posting like a maniac because of the release of my most recent big screen appearance. Well, haven't seen the damned thing yet. Why? Yes, there is a reason. I went to the premiere, of course, dressed as myself. So I go around to the back to show them my ID and to my surprise there were about 50 of me and other hobbit lookalikes trying to get in. So with a little force and bypassing "how did you get all your foot hair looking so real?" questions, I made it to the front of the line and demanded entrance. The wanker of a security guard didn't believe that me was me and pushed me out of the way... I got so mad that I flailed and scratched punched his lights out. Yeah, well, I got jailed. Bagged. Put away. Whatever. Should be still there, but I managed to call some Enty friends to save me.
So, I've made my way back to Brandyhall. But, I still haven't seen my movie.
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December 14th, 2002
10:33 am
Meriadoc here.
Greatly anticipating the wonderful arrival of my next appearance in TTT. Nice to see that trailers are on the black box and that our very own Frodo has begun his regular interviews. It's nice being a supporting actor, so I can still get some glory, but with much less work. I'm sure many of you are looking forward to it as well.
Brandyhall is back up and running. Guess what I added? A fire alarm and sprinkler system! So now fires are gonna burn my baby down.
However I can't protect against meteors and curses.
Cheers.
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August 25th, 2002
06:08 pm - You pick up a newspaper seeing a classified ad circled in red. . .
It Reads:
Middle-aged male hobbit seeks other hobbit(s) (or other hobbit sizes and below) as roommate(s) for large, cursed home. Asking for small monthly payment and help around home. Owner is a wealthy, but lonely rapper, known best for his work with Pip Daddy and long quest to destroy gold chunk. Smokes sporadically, life of a party, occasionally known for pedophilia. Please respond ASAP by answering the following questionnaire:
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Name:
Age:
Current Location:
Mental Illnesses:
Please answer the following questions in sentence form.
1. Are you familiar with emergency procedures concerning earthquakes, meteors, storms, fires, and frying pans?
2. Do you or have you ever had any emotional attachments to rings or other inanimate objects?
3. Do you feel that rap music is more like "crap" music?
4. Are you simply applying to get into my house so you may later seduce me?
5. What is my favorite color?
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You're application will be looked at as soon as possible.
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August 22nd, 2002
11:13 pm - going ...crazy!
Erchirion: *eyes Merry*
Merry Brandybuck: *eyes back*
Merry Brandybuck: Are you trying to intimidate me?
Erchirion: I was eying the other one, sir
Merry Brandybuck: No you weren't!
Merry Brandybuck: Get a little backbone, man.
Erchirion: *glares* I have one.
Merry Brandybuck: Are you sure? *glares more* I could probably break it with my eyes.
Erchirion: *stands*
Merry Gamgee: Uncle Merry, please
Merry Brandybuck: Gyeh. Use. Of. Italics.
Merry Brandybuck: *breaks down* Okay, I'll shut up.
Merry Brandybuck: This is an odd conversation.
Glorfindel: *juggles rabid butterflies* I AM THE QUEEN OF OTTOMANS!! FEAR MY WRATH!
Glorfindel: Now it's odd.
Merry Brandybuck: Ahhhh!!
Merry Brandybuck: I'm frightened.
Earwen: and scary. *prepares tranquilizer gun*
Merry Brandybuck: *prepares bazooka*
Merry Gamgee: .......
Merry Gamgee: Must be bad leaf.
Earwen: to say the least.
Merry Brandybuck: No. Must be lack of leaf.
Erchirion: Old Toby is to blame
Glorfindel: *passes out leaf*
Earwen: *opts for pills*
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August 21st, 2002
07:32 pm
Pip doesn't know. He's probably too pissed or blazed to even realise it, but I've left Rivendell. There's nothing there for me except some cracked out fools with pointy ears and greasy hair.
I've come back to my home, or whatever's left of it. I may not always want to be in the shire, but I just need the kind of security. My heart has been fucked with too many times and I need something to fall back on. I'm becoming a lonely rap superstar.
So I'm picking up the charred pieces of my once-beautiful home and starting again. I still have enough cash in the bank to make another hall, maybe not so grand.. but big enough for myself and perhaps in the future someone else.
Being lonely sucks tho. Really. I think I'm too picky. Perhaps afraid of commitment? Whatever it is, I gotta kick it.
So, I'm taking up Kickboxing and Yoga and I'm going to shortly place an ad in the paper for a room-mate... or maybe something a little more...
Current Mood: ![[mood icon]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/mood/moonsis/stars/yellow/working_sy.gif) working
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August 15th, 2002
10:34 pm - It's beginning to look a lot like christmas..!
There's a huge fucking snowstorm in Rivendell. I hate snow. Hate. Hate. Hate. Not to mention the fact that we hobbits don't wear socks and even if we did they wouldn't come in our size. My feet are blue! If you think Frodo's eyes are sexy, you'll be fawning all over my feet.
Concerning fawning? I go into friggin elvish taverns and mobs of fanelves come chasing after me. Not only wanting my gorgeous self, but also screaming at me to find out where a certain Pip Daddy is.
As soon as I work out this musical mess, I'm taking Pip and we're leaving this place. Going somewhere far far away.
Current Mood: half-angstish
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